The Fat of Land

I have nothing against fat people nor do I discriminate them. But when I see a 15 year old ultra heavyweight about 200kg of mass fat, I couldn’t tell whether he got a neck, oh dear god you should sue someone. I’m not talking about family genes or abnormal growth disease, but I’m talking about having 5 ultra sized meals (Breakfast, Lunch, Teatime, Dinner & Supper) that shamed the sumo wrestlers as if he’s having a diet, Inability to bent down or even glanced at his p***s nor has the ability to turn his head left or right.

Couple of weeks ago, I watch comedy central stand up comedy Gabriel Iglesias when he explains the type of fatness. There are 4 level of fatness. They are normal, fluffy, chubby & DAMN! No kidding. That's my reaction when I saw a few ultra heavyweights, I go "DAMN!". It's a good thing he couldn't hear me as my voice has been filtered and absorbed by his "Michelin" shaped body.

I remember couple of years back when I was still in my hometown, during Hari Raya celebration when my family & I visit my dad's boss. I came across one peculiar car, nothing strange about Nissan Sentra but there is something strange about his suspension setting. The driver area, front right wheel is unusually higher than the rest. So I ask one of the guys what's wrong with the car, until I saw "DAMN!" enter his car............................I have nothing more to say there.....